This is funny. Lol. 國光幫幫忙 2013-02-20 女人請注意！其實男人"身體"比嘴巴誠實？！

Flying Bangkok.

Flying bangkok tonight. F.E.A.R.L.E.S.S! #ActuallyIgotNoChoice. Tell me you love me before it's too late.

Lol Kidding of course.

JUST FOR LAUGHS! HAHAHA!!

So many people are like that hor. They like people who like them, and they dislike people who dislike them, without considering whether that person is likeable or not.

I'm just not like that. I may like someone who dislike me(hardly happen though, because nowadays people seldom explicitly express their dislikes. Though usually people who dislikes me(even if I know it) have nothing whatsoever for me to admire......). Similarly, I can still dislike someone even if they like me. Because dont like means dont like. The reason I dont like them has nothing to do with whether they like me or not, it's just solely because of how they're like. For example, they might be selfish or lack in integrity or a frequent liar etc. 

That's how true I am.

No wonder my friend said I'm so "true to self".

Very very true. Lol.

=)

100 Days With Mr.Arrogant 2004 - Korean

This is pretty cute! A korean comedy. Hope it makes your day!

ROFL!! 25 funniest Auto Correct Fails of 2012

http://rats-funnybone.com/25-funny-auto-correct-fails/

We’ve selected the 25 funniest Auto Correct Fails of 2012. The more you read, the funnier it gets.

Super funny - 我再也不相信webcam的女子了 !!

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好聪明的猩猩哦 哈哈可爱极了

This is sooooo funny and sweet!!! Awwww~~~~!!!!

The most well-trained cats ever

I was watching this video with amusement while my hubby laughed so much until he teared. [=.=]''''''''''''' After it ended, he requested to watch again.

Women charged for rape??? Lol

AFRICAN BUSINESSMAN DIES AFTER BEING RAPED BY HIS 5 WIVES

Post date: 

9 Sep 2013 - 7:12pm

A businessman in Nigeria died after being raped by five of six wives. According to the Daily Mail, Uroko Onoja partied at a bar in Ugbugbu, Nigeria until the wee hours of the morning in July. When he returned home, he decided to have sex with his youngest wife. However, his five other wives became jealous and barged into his master bedroom. The women were armed with knives and sticks and began attacking Onoja. They eventually forced Onoja to have sex with them as well. He had sex with four of his wives in a row. But once the fifth wife approached to have sex with Onoja, he stopped breathing and eventually died. The five wives who forced Onoja to have sex ran into the woods. Two of the women have been arrested and charged with murder and rape. Onoja was a prominent member of the Ugbugbu community.

LOL!!!!!

如果有一天

HAHAHAHA!!!

Ah Ba Ah Ba Ah ba - Jackie VS Kong Hee

Wahahaha!








He still can have 23 likes??? *faints* No wonder they say stupidity has no cure. Zzz

Next time learn how to check IC first la.............stupid

14 men charged with commercial sex with 17-year-old girl

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Fourteen men have been charged in court with having commercial sex with a 17-year-old girl. 

Ten of them have indicated today that they would plead guilty, while one has claimed trial.

The men, aged between 22 and 75 years old, allegedly paid the girl between $40 and $150 for sexual services at budget hotels and a lodging house in Geylang between May 18 and 31 this year.

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http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/singaporeseen/this-urban-jungle/14-men-charged-with-commercial-sex-with-17-year-old-girl

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Omg!! This is just sooOoO gross. The average age of these uncles is 55.  55year old uncle with 17year old girl....is sooOoOo...........errr................

Seriously, I'm really super open-minded. I have nothing against prostitutes and nothing against single guys with "such needs"(provided not my guy frens. =P) BUT for such a huge age gap.........dont they simply feel obscene?? It's like f**king their own daughters or granddaughters. And those girls....gambatte......you'll have a "bright future" if you can "bare" "hardship" at such a tender age. 

And I exclaimed, " Woah!! For $40 to $150 you can f*** a 17year old sweetie?! So cheap!! Dear, you can afford 10 times!!

Dearie: 哪里止 

Me: *Turn and stare at him tight-lipped*

Dearie: Hahahaha just kidding just kidding!

Ninja training academy. Wahahaha!!!

I'm kidding. Fairfield secondary. Lol

My naughty and vain Vickki

Under the writing desk

它就是这样培 daddy de(as well as me sometimes =)

Keke!

Vickki's temperament is so....unlike normal dogs I feel. They always say the dog's personality take on the owner. Yeah I rather feel we are so alike in many ways. It's amazing that even our taste buds is so similar. The food I dont eat, she also dont eat; for e.g, corn, carrots, green peas etc. That undoubtedly is such a waste since I have to throw them away as WE die die dont eat them. Of course I dont specially go buy the food which I dont like but these are the few common stuff which are ALWAYS in fried rice. Like WHY huh??? Sometimes when I give her my food, for e.g, that fried rice, she'll pick out the rice to eat but stubbornly left all the corn/carrots/green peas behind. Dearie saw it and was astounded, "Wah lau why her pattern exactly like you?" Lol

Anyway that was last time; we hardly feed her human food especially rice now after I realized she got yeast infection. I'm sorry for giving her such a boring diet but simply because there's too many things she's allergic to.

Her temperament can be as different as night and day. Sometimes she can be so affectionate(performing "lion dance" for you when you're back home), sometimes just subtly tender(like the above picture, simply stays close to you quietly) but yet can be so attitude and dao1(haughty) when she's grumpy or something(wont come to you no matter how many times you call her). She's very smart and knows exactly what should be done and what shouldnt so. But yet when she's throwing a tantrum to get attention, she will deliberately do them(like shitting on the floor instead of in the toilet or pee tray) and then stay still to let you smack while still looking like a queen. That expression, was classic~ She wont even run. She'll just stay still and look at you defiantly. She's very smart at picking up what we prefer her to do, somehow. She has always been playpen/pee-tray trained. But some time after, we prefer her to do her business in the common toilet as it's easier to clean up with less hassle. And she picked it up after few days that we PREFER her to use the toilet. Lol. 

Back at my old house, I even let her up my bed. After some time, I went out. After I'm back, I simply shoo her down my bed(I cant sleep with her as I have asthma, afraid of her fur) and slept on my own(my pillows were still at their usual positions lying down). Guess what, the next morning I woke up and plopped UP my pillows, then I realized there is her SHIT under my pillow. *faint* Dont ask me why I didnt smell anything, maybe somehow the shit had dried up or something...or maybe I'm simply too shag to notice.....Nahz....whichever is the case, apparently she plopped UP my pillows, SHIT, then use my pillows to hide her SHIT in a very "natural" way(my pillows were at my normal sleeping positions, that's why I didnt feel anything amiss)

Can you imagine her nerve???!!! 

Then imagine my wrath!!!

She always attract lots of attention from strangers. Like when I'm strolling with her on the streets/park, people will just come and cuddle her. (=.=)'''' Even dogs will run towards her despite their owner's commands and smell her etc. And she's like not the least afraid. But neither is she passionate. She'll simply stop walking and look with curious eyes. She's mostly cool to strangers(not friendly but not unfriendly either). And is only passionate to me, dearie, mummy, Xiang brother and my dear neighbour who dotes on her so much. My neighbour, a very kind auntie, has 2 Maltese on her own. Once in awhile, she will buy Vickki toys. She most probably feel I'm ill-treating Vickki. Lol. 

I cant tell you how vain she is actually. Actually she's more vain in the past, since she's like 6 years old this year already. Last time, when I snap pictures of her, she will purposely lean her weight on 1 leg, making some sort of a pose. Just like human like that lor. Damn funny! Just like this picture below, she was 2 years old then. =)

See her legs? Posing OK!

Then hor, whenever I'm snapping pictures of something, she will insists coming into the picture despite I continuously gently pushed her away. (=.=)''' Zzzz Just like this picture.

(P/S Vickki insists on coming into the picture. See her determined face? =P)

Eventually I relented and let her stay inside the pic. (=.=)'''''''''''''

Shorter haircut - innocent look

Now that she's older, she's less vain. She will be less enthu if we snap pictures of her. She always have the habit of swinging her tail(in a wiper sort-of way, left right left right) ALL DAY LONG especially when she's lying on the floor. When I snap pictures of her, I will usually say, "One....two....three!" then I snap. Then despite looking all bo-chup and disinterested, SOMEHOW her tail will stay STILL in the middle at the count of "three". It's as though somehow she knows we're snapping her pictures so her tail will stop swinging for that 2 seconds. As soon as the pic is taken, she will continue to swing her tail like a wiper. I tried this few times liao, always like that. And it only works when you're using a camera to snap her pic. She dont really recognize a handphone. I meant to video the whole thing but she's too smart for that; she will continue to swing her tail despite the count of 3. Dearie said it might be because camera will have some lights when a pic is taken(even with no flash)? Maybe one of us have to secretly video her when one is snapping her pic. Only then the whole scene can be recorded.

Damn funny la! I know....no other pet can ever take her place because she's just so unique in her own ways....hope she can live as long as I do...

Just for Laughs

A reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a rich husband - My Views

A reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a 

rich husband

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum: 

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy? 

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. 

I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. 

You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. 

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? 

I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? 

Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. 

If  someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of  New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough. 

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions: 
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym) 
2) Which age group should I target? 
3)  Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few  girls who don't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to  marry rich guys. 
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married) 

Ms. Pretty 

A philosophical reply from CEO of

 J.P. Morgan: 

Dear Ms. Pretty, 
I  have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls  out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to  analyse your situation as a professional investor. 

My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. 

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. 

Put  the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty"  and "money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair  and square. 

However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty  will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The  fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be  prettier year after year. 

Hence from the viewpoint of economics,  I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not  just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your  only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later. 

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". 
If  the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to  keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It  might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any  assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". 

Anyone  with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you,  but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. 

signed, 
J.P. Morgan CEO

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LOL! This is so funny! I really "applaud" Ms's Pretty's "candidness" with coming up with these questions on a forum. For awhile, I wondered WHAT is James Dimon doing in such a forum? LOL. However, since it's all over internet and there wasnt any denial, I suppose the reply is authentic. 

Mr Dimon is definitely blunt to the point of demeaning. Poor young lass. For someone who's so proud of her looks and who believed her looks can fetch her a rich husband but just short of an opportunity, she'll definitely be crushed.

But seriously, how can anyone be so stupid?

Candidness is an adorable trait, ONLY if you choose the right point to be candid about. If you choose to be candid by exposing your flaws, that's quite a dumbest thing one can do. Nobody admires a materialistic girl, especially one who can say nothing about herself except her age and her "pretty" looks. 

The most ironic thing will be, I realized all these "pretty" girls who are always lemming after rich husbands, usually ends up with nothing, and most of them end up on the shelves because they set too high a standard, rejecting all the guys who didnt make their cut. Instead, the sincere girls who arent lemming for anything except true, everlasting love, somehow end up with great husbands, most of them well-to-do.

I definitely wont say I have a rich husband(we live so humbly) although most of my friends always remark that he is(maybe to them). Everytime I say "This this this is so worth it, only $$$ after a 30% discount etc! Go buy!", I've always been rebutted, "Woah...I dont have a rich husband like you lor." with a slight sour or bitter tone. It usually turns my face green and I just dont know what to say. Through time, I've stopped sharing such stuff, which are great deals, in my humble opinion. I seriously dont feel we are rich or well-to-do in any way. Many a time when friends ask me how much or where I got my stuff, I will bluntly say I buy this from somewhere because it's cheaper there, OR, I'll say I buy this only after there's a 20% discount or something. But somehow, people love to comment "you're so lucky to have a rich husband who dotes on you." I guess we felt pretty down-to-earth because we have many friends who are doing better in other ways. However there are quite a few similar things I noticed about all the wives, including me. 

1) We are SIMPLE

Simple doesnt mean we are simple-minded. It simply means we are not the type who like to play mind games. We are faithful, with only a few past serious relationships lasting for years. We dont belong to the group of super gorgeous heart-breakers who holds track records of ever dated 20+ boyfriends for as short as a month, or proudly declared that we ever 2-timed or never single for past a month, that kinda thing. We all have a very simple background. 

2) We are NOT materialistic

I've just realized, all the wives were already together with their husbands as boyfriends and girlfriends, way before they become who they are now. Like I said, it's never money we're looking at prior to dating. We're not obsessed with money. Frankly speaking, dont think that guys are dumb, like what James Dimon said. Firstly, nobody likes a materialistic girl. And even you're great at acting you're not one, guys are not that dumb to dont realize you're exactly one. 

3) We have ATTITUDE/PERSONALITY

We are not afraid to say NO to our partners and wont hesitate at all to voice our displeasures or different opinions whenever a discussion is at hand. In short, we're not doormats or pushovers and can be rather a bitchy chillipadi at times when being riled. We are ready to walk away if ever being mistreated and we made that CLEAR. 

4) We are INDEPENDENT and CONFIDENT

We have our own careers and our own clique of friends, and does not cling to husbands like a leech. We're independent and loves to have our freedom, and in turn, we also give them the same freedom. We are confident and comfortable in our own skin. We are down to earth and just love being ourselves 

5) We LOVE alot

Humans are afterall very sensitive animals. How deep you can love someone OR his money, he can definitely feel it. Because of this love, it leads to alot of care and concern, which means we take good care of our husbands, for e.g, his diet, his safety etc. A man will only marry a wife who's concerned about taking good care of him, instead of one who only care about spending his money.

6) We dont dictate how he manage his CAREER

In short, we only take care of small things at home, for e.g, whether this sofa is suitable for the living room or which brand of oven to buy. Big things like how he should advance his career, or how much or where he should invest, is totally up to him. Guys dont mind wives deciding such minor stuffs, instead they loves it, because he got much more important matters at hand to handle. So dont bother him with nitty-gritty stuff but perhaps, give him the top 3 choices to have a final say. But believe me, he'll definitely take your suggestion; he just wants to have the final say even though the final say is based on what you suggest. =)

7) We dont COMPLAIN (as much)

It's so very common for females to complain isnt it? But generally I think we hardly complain. We dont kick up a fuss when they reach home late at 12midnight or jump simply because they didnt return a call. Trust is the key. It simply shows you're a mature lady who trust him, and not a possessive, paranoid freak baby which he need to baby-sit.

8) We can CONNECT with them

It's good to understand their work, so that if they want a second opinion or a listening ear, they can count on you. Be sensitive, intuitive and knowledgeable. Share views or insights on interesting topics. Be astute and understanding. Great minds think alike. The more you can connect, the more brain stimulation he has and the more he will find you attractive in your own way.

9) We are GOOD with his FAMILIES

This might be more important than you think it is. If he is a man of honor and success, he will definitely be appreciative of his parents who contributed in some ways to what he is today. Able to click with his family with his parents' approval means something to him. 

10) We (generally) DONT force him to CHANGE

It's impossible that a couple never argue about their differences. But the main thing is we'll try to accommodate each other's differences and never try to forcefully change the way they think or behave, drastically. For example, if he dont like to go shopping then dont force him to go shopping with you. Get your friends instead. Everything works both ways. Dont change yourself entirely just to please him too, unless it's a positive change for your own life. 

Of course looks and figure does play a part in attracting rich men or just men in general. Men are visual creatures. You need to attract their attention before they are willing to get to know you. Dress with style, well-maintained skin, figure, hair and teeth will definitely be a plus point. But, after knowing you, it's your personality that's able to hold him to your side forever. Carry yourself well with poise. Think before you speak. Rich men have tons of girls around them, most of them soul-less, some of them shallow. Just be yourself. Dont think too much all the time. Sometimes it's simply you thinking too much. Rich men, or men, are simply men. 

Ultimately, I believe fate does play a part. Other than the normal chemistry, dont be so silly to do everything a wife does when you are ONLY a girlfriend. Theory is simple. If you do everything a wife does and let him be so aware of your everlasting love BEFORE you're even his wife, then WHY should he make you his wife? You're already treating him like a husband so he dont need to marry you. The moment he knows that you will never leave him marks the day he erase "marriage" from his dictionary. Let them know you can be perfectly great even without them. Let them be the one to feel that they cant live without you. Care for them without being overly clingy and naggy. Keep your choices open. Dont lose contact with your guy friends. Keep your "market value" always. When he's sure that you are The One(takes a very bloody long time) OR worried that somebody else will snatch you away(works so much faster *winks*), only will he "surrender" and marry you. 

Anyway, I feel generally nobody is dispensable and you're entirely good to be by yourself or with another person. LOVE YOURSELF, only then will a man love you and treat you with importance. 

Finally, if you really want to attract a rich man, firstly, be at-least somewhere near rich yourself. Earn your own keep. When you earn more, you'll speak with confidence. When you meet more people, you'll get more worldly. More importantly, he'll look at you and treat you with more respect. That's when he starts to give you more attention because in his mind, you're not his inferior but his par. Or at least, not a degrading gold digger. 

Lastly, I wish James Dimon can see this entry. I would love to hear his views~ Haha~

Return of the DBS screw ups - Part II

To continue from here, http://littlechillipadi89.blogspot.sg/2013/08/return-of-dbs-screw-ups.html 

*Updated*: Called DBS and they said I opted for e-statements in July so my AUG statements were not out yet. They will only be out on coming thursday on the 14th. Then I said, "If so, then DBS should only email me reminders on the 13th or 14th what. Then you email me on the 6th AUG to log in to check FOR WHAT? The e-statement wasnt ready at all. 

Here's a screenshot. Everything I say is got prooooooffffff one. =P

"You know it's so troublesome when I see the email, log in and the e-statement is not there, and I have to go back and mark that email reminder as "Unread" SO THAT I can remind myself to log in AGAIN another time to check my e-statement, SO THAT I wont pay my bills late. And imagine me doing that everyday repeatedly from the 6th till 13th for 8 days straight and only get to see the e-statement on the 9th day of checking?"

Then the CS officer did the usuals....."I'm sorry bla bla...will feedback bla bla..."

Anyway, on the 14th, we'll see if the AUG statement will really be up. Hopefully it does. So far, no other email reminders other than this one on the 6th AUG. I do wish they send out email reminders immediately after the statements are ready, not earlier, not later.

I seriously dont understand such a SIMPLE thing also need to feedback. Wah lau eh!

Kinda reminds me of some funny conversation between dearie and me.

Dearie: Dear, later remind me to top up cash card okie?

Me: Ok! Dear, later you must remember to top up cash card okie? =)

Dearie: Zzzz.......I mean REMIND ME LATER.

Me: Orh. Heehee! Then can you remind me later to remind you to top up cash card? Hee!
Dearie: (=.=)''''''''''''''''''

Back into the car

Dearie: Shit! Forgot to top up cash card!

Me: Oh, Dear, you remember to top up cash card okie?

Dearie: Zzzzz......now no need you to remind liao lah! *get out of the car to go top-up*

Me: Wahahahaha!!

FYI, I did try to remember to remind him, but I'm just really forgetful!

What's the morale of this joke? Reminders at the WRONG timings are NOT REMINDERS AT ALL!

【淒厲人妻 Pee Mak Phrakanong】泰語中字 - Thai horror & Comedy!

S.H.E - SHERO 官方版MV

Loving this song!! Selina is still my favorite, the prettiest with the best voice. =)

Something funny. Keke!

一群飙车党看到一名美女在桥上，好像要自杀，众队友就将电单车停泊好，伸出援手。

飚车党首领袖近该美女询问 ：“小姐，你想要干什么？”
美女回答 ：“我想要自杀” 
飚车党首领就想趁机占便宜，说 ：“小姐，我不会阻止你寻死，但你这样就死了，有点可惜，不如给我一个吻别吧。”
美女答应了，就和飚车党领袖来个热辣辣的吻别。
唇分，飚车党首领神魂颠倒的赞叹 ：“这个接吻真的太美妙了，为何小姐还要寻死？”
为何？ 为何？ 为何？ 为何？ 为何？
美女说 “因为我的父母不允许我男扮女装” 。 

后来执法当局怀疑，受害者是被推下桥致死的。


 Source: https://www.facebook.com/chineselike?ref=stream&hc_location=stream

2013.07.08康熙來了完整版 男人看比基尼永遠都這麼膚淺？

Super hilarious!!!

The Cutest and funniest Kitties video!!! 可爱到爆!!! 怎么会有这么可爱的猫??